University is not for everyone
I saw this on Pinterest and it made me laugh.
Teaching Maths over 50 years
Teaching Maths in the 1950s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Maths in the 1970s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price or $80. What is his profit?
Teaching Maths in the 1980s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No.
Teaching Maths in the 1990s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.
Teaching Maths in the 2000s: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: “How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. Feel free to express your feelings eg, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness, etc).
Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counselors available to assist you to adjust back to the real world. Continue reading “Education In The Twenty-First Century”
Time to end the plutonomy in the West
Item #1: A CEO, a worker and an immigrant go into a pub. On the bar is a tray of twenty pints. The CEO removes one pint and places it on the bar and takes the rest of the tray. He turns to the worker and says “You’d better be careful that immigrant doesn’t steal your drink.”
Item #2: I was slumped on the sofa after work yesterday vaguely watching an ancient episode of The Simpsons when an advert for the TENTH anniversary special of Keeping Up With The Kardashians came on the television. This family of talentless nobodies are multimillionaires and have done nothing of any merit in a decade of relentless exposure.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the delusion of hypercapitalism in all its 21st century glory. Continue reading “The Capitalism Delusion”
Why do the BBC love these freeloaders?
It has been a difficult few weeks for those of us who believe in democracy and equality. The media have gone completely overboard covering the 20th anniversary of the death of the proto-Kardashian, Diana Spencer. And just yesterday, Kensington Palace announced that Kate Middleton is pregnant again. The BBC is in full sycophancy mode and has wheeled out its “Royal Correspondent” to give us the latest “breaking news.” The question begged by the coverage both these non-events is simply “why?” Continue reading “Another Mouth To Feed”
The wastefulness of the obscenely rich
There are few things guaranteed to upset me more than the arrogance, vulgarity and sheer sense of entitlement displayed by the global super rich. Ipswich’s repeated failure to return to the Premier League and the existence of Victoria Beckham are the only things I can think of that give me similar attacks of rage. So, you can imagine the spike in my blood pressure when I heard about a fidget spinner for sale at $22,000 (£13,000). It reminded me of the time back in the 1980s when Mike Tyson paid £650,000 for a watch. It demonstrates clearly that the obscene wealth enjoyed by some of the global rich is also obscenely wasteful – as well as being economically illiterate and environmentally unsustainable. Continue reading “The $22,000 Fidget Spinner”
With apologies to the Sex Pistols
“The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Throughout history we see the oppressor and oppressed in constant opposition to each other. This fight is sometimes hidden and sometimes open. However, each time the fight ends in either a revolutionary reconstruction of society or in the classes’ common ruin.” Karl Marx wrote these words in 1848 but they apply equally to 2017. The British Establishment only care about money and they hate people who don’t have money. They don’t hate you because of your race. They don’t hate you because of your religion. They don’t hate you because of your sex. They don’t hate you because of your sexuality. They hate you because you don’t have any money. Continue reading “Hatred In The UK”
I know nothing about politics. I predicted a win for Remain in the referendum on EU membership. I thought Hillary Clinton would defeat Donald Trump in the US presidential election. And I believed that Marine Le Pen would win more than 40% of the vote in the second round of the French presidential election. Clearly, I was wrong about all of these elections just as I was wrong to predict a big majority for Theresa May in the general election on Thursday. I’m still going to have a go at predicting what happens next though (spoiler alert – chaos). Continue reading “I Know Nothing About Politics”
Celebrity culture at its worst
It’s hard. It’s very hard. No matter how you try, it is almost impossible to avoid celebrity culture. By a strange kind of osmosis, you become aware of people who are simply famous for being famous – Kardashians, people who have appeared on “talent” shows, so-called “WAGS” (why in this day and age would someone want to be famous because they are the wife or girlfriend of a sports star?) – even if you never watch the braindead television shows they appear on. As ever, our American friends are ahead of the rest of the world, having elected as their president a man whose main claim to fame is appearing on a reality TV show. But where America leads, the UK is sure to follow. Which brings me neatly to Pippa Middleton. Continue reading “Tawdry, Vulgar, Mediocre”