A (possibly blasphemous) joke about the 45th and 47th* President of the United States…
Donald Trump and his advisors are on a fact-finding mission to Jerusalem when the president suffers a heart attack and dies.
* See Grover Cleveland of $1000 bill fame.
The Israeli undertaker tells Trump’s advisors that he can organise the president’s burial for $100 or he can be shipped back to the USA for $50,000.
Trump’s advisors go into a huddle and ask the undertaker to arrange for the body to be shipped back to the USA.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why do you want to spend $50,000 when I can arrange the burial for $100?”
One of the advisors answers, “2000 years ago, a man was buried here and a couple of days later he came back to life. We can’t take that chance.”
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