Last time the Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door, they were brandishing a leaflet about how the Bible was the key to happiness. I asked if stoning people and raping women was the key to happiness. For some reason they didn’t like that.
One day I will remember to say what Rik Mayall said in The Young Ones when a JW knocked on their door – “Sorry, we don’t believe in God in this house.”
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