What four words begin the path to spiritual peace?
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Joke Of The Day #44
What crime has been committed here?
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I earn.
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What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a cock drawn on your face?
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A bloke goes up to a woman in a bar.
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Joke Of The Day #38
A boy was in the bath with his mother.
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Joke Of The Day #36
A visual joke…
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Joke Of The Day #34
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful queen with large breasts.
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I haven’t been able to write much recently because I started a new job in October and it is using up all my time.
Here’s another joke…
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A historian and a sociologist go camping.
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A joke that wouldn’t have made sense up until a couple of years ago…
An excited couple who are expecting their first child visit the doctor after the first scan.
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A blasphemous joke for Good Friday.
What were Jesus’ last words before he died?
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Wish me luck!
I have a meeting at the bank later that should solve all my money worries for good.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more.
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A dirty joke…
Why is your girlfriend like your swimming pool?
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Joke Of The Day #23
A misanthropic joke for your Wednesday.
First person: What pisses you off?
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A variation on the old chicken crossing the road joke…
Why did the feminst cross the road?
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What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
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A man said to his wife “I have a problem at work.”
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My wife and I were discussing the name of our unborn daughter.
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A man went to a wizard and asked him to lift a lifelong curse that had been placed on him.
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My wife told me sex is better on holidays.
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A dark joke for your Friday…
My therapist said I should write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.
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This is an extremely dark joke. Apparently Elie Wiesel, a Romanian-born American writer, professor, Holocaust survivor and Nobel Peace Prize winner used to tell it to horrified listeners…
A Jewish man meets God upon dying.
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Original post: Joke of the Day #1
I’ve updated this joke to fit in with current events…
A rich man, a white man and a black man walk into a pub.
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Definition: ‘Politics’
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Why did the tyrannosaurus die of Covid19?
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A man walks into his house and asks his wife what she would do if he won the lottery.
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A dark joke for your Friday…
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for one day. Continue reading “Joke Of The Day #11”
Joke Of the Day #10
In honour of Sam Smith (no, me neither) I’d like to share a quick one liner. Continue reading “Joke Of the Day #10”
Joke Of The Day #9
How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb? Continue reading “Joke Of The Day #9”
Joke Of The Day #8
How do you teach schoolchildren about God? Continue reading “Joke Of The Day #8”
Joke Of the Day #7
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” Continue reading “Joke Of the Day #7”
Joke Of The Day #6
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. Continue reading “Joke Of The Day #6”
Joke Of The Day #5
“You the bomb!”
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Joke Of the Day #4
What’s the difference between a cult and a religion? Continue reading “Joke Of the Day #4”
Joke Of The Day #2 (Warning ‘Offensive’ Content)
What is the difference between science and religion?
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Joke Of The Day #1
A CEO, a worker and an immigrant walk into a bar. They order 20 pints. When the drinks are delivered, the CEO takes one pint from the tray and puts it on the bar. He then takes the rest of the drinks to his table. On his way he says to the worker, “Better be careful that immigrant doesn’t steal your pint.”