All Washing Machines Are Racist!

And so are you if you disagree

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All washing machines are racist. Hotpoint, Westinghouse, Ariston and all other washing machine manufacturers must apologise and pay compensation immediately. Not only do these hideous machines demand that ‘whites’ and ‘colours’ be separated because they don’t want the pristine purity of the ‘whites’ corrupted by the ‘colours but they also afford the ‘whites’ the privilege of higher temperatures. Disgusting.

Wibble*

No, I haven’t gone insane. But tell me that a sign waved by some protesters…

“Islamophobia is white supremacy”

..makes any more sense than the drivel I typed above. Considering the amount of Arab racism in the Islamic religion and the fact that the founder of the faith owned black slaves and described Africans as having “heads like raisins” (look it up) a better sign might read..

“Islam is Arab Supremacy.”¬† Continue reading “All Washing Machines Are Racist!”

The New Puritans

Religion is dying but the religious mindset lives on

“What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.” (Ecclesiastics 1:9)

In about 385AD, a group of black clad religious fanatics appeared from the Syrian desert to attack the temple of Athena in the city of Palmyra. Palmyra stood at the eastern edge of the Roman Empire and the larger-than-life statue of the goddess had been created in a workshop hundreds of miles away and transported with considerable difficulty and expense to create an oasis of Greco-Roman culture in the Syrian desert. The religious fanatics decapitated the statue, pushed it from its pedestal, cut off its arms and left it in the dirt before melting back into the desert.

In 2015, a group of black clad religious fanatics appeared from the Syrian desert to attack Palmyra. The statue of Athena, that had been carefully repaired by archaeologists, was again attacked. Once more she was decapitated, once more her arm was cut off.

These religious fanatics, separated by more than 1700 years of time, are united by their hatred of ‘idolatry,’ their ignorance and their worship of the Abrahamic god. Christianity is Islam and Islam is Christianity. Continue reading “The New Puritans”

The Parsons Green Attack

Same event, same reaction

“Let’s go round again
Maybe we’ll turn back the hands of time
Let’s go round again
One more time
Let’s go round again
Maybe we’ll turn back the hands of time
Let’s go round again
One more time, one more time, one more time
One more time”

Average White Band.

I’ve only had this blog since 31st January 2017 but I’ve already written five separate posts about terrorist atrocities. If I may, I’d like to quote myself: on 24th May 2017, in response to the attack in Manchester I wrote…

“The fact is that nothing will be done in response to the Manchester attack, just as nothing was done about the Westminster attack.”

The four months that separate the Parsons Green Attack from those words have not led me to change my mind. Continue reading “The Parsons Green Attack”

The Capitalism Delusion

Time to end the plutonomy in the West

Item #1: A CEO, a worker and an immigrant go into a pub. On the bar is a tray of twenty pints. The CEO removes one pint and places it on the bar and takes the rest of the tray. He turns to the worker and says “You’d better be careful that immigrant doesn’t steal your drink.”

Item #2: I was slumped on the sofa after work yesterday vaguely watching an ancient episode of The Simpsons when an advert for the TENTH anniversary special of Keeping Up With The Kardashians came on the television. This family of talentless nobodies are multimillionaires and have done nothing of any merit in a decade of relentless exposure.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the delusion of hypercapitalism in all its 21st century glory. Continue reading “The Capitalism Delusion”

Challenging The Fascist Word “Islamophobia”

For about the ten-billionth time, “Islam” and “Muslim” are not synonyms

I’m sorry to return to this topic again (it’s like an itch I can’t stop scratching) but it seems one cannot go more than a couple of days without someone or something being accused of “Islamophobia.” Often attributed to the late, great Christopher Hitchens but in actual fact said by Andrew Cummins, the best way to define this absurd word is…

“Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.”

The fascists in question are the Islamist hard right whilst the cowards are the pseudo-leftists who inhabit the BBC and the opinion section of the UK Guardian newspaper. I will leave it you to decide who the morons are. For the love of all the gods that have never existed, why do people who loudly proclaim their anti-sexism, anti-homophobia and anti-racism support people who are violent misogynists, murderous homophobes and bigoted racists and anti-Semites? Continue reading “Challenging The Fascist Word “Islamophobia””

Another Mouth To Feed

Why do the BBC love these freeloaders?

It has been a difficult few weeks for those of us who believe in democracy and equality. The media have gone completely overboard covering the 20th anniversary of the death of the proto-Kardashian, Diana Spencer. And just yesterday, Kensington Palace announced that Kate Middleton is pregnant again. The BBC is in full sycophancy mode and has wheeled out its “Royal Correspondent” to give us the latest “breaking news.” The question begged by the coverage both these non-events is simply “why?” Continue reading “Another Mouth To Feed”

The Barcelona Attacks Update

Some more thoughts

Continued from previous post.

Am I the only one who feels it is in extremely poor taste to hold a religious service in Barcelona cathedral to commemorate the victims of religious bigotry? Praying to the same Abrahamic god the perpetrators were sure was on their side when they plotted their vicious and unconscionable acts? Is it too obvious to ask where “god” was when these oxygen-thieves were driving their van down that street in Barcelona? Perhaps Epicurus was right when he said…

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able not willing? Then why call him God?”

No “god” is going to help us defeat the surge of Far Right Islamist fascism. A more cynical thought comes to mind…

“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; give him a religion and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.” Continue reading “The Barcelona Attacks Update”